Many people know I got my start writing stand-up, which morphed into a syndicated humour column, which morphed into the kind of fiction I write now (generally off-the-wall capers, progressing to slightly more respectable loopy mysteries.)
John Floyd's column on sequels in movies had me thinking and rethinking my 'desert isle' list. That is, if I could only take 5 movies with me to a desert isle, what would they be?
And of course, they would be comedies. Christmas week is always the time I re-watch my favourite comedies.
(Aside: I have 'desert isle' lists for almost everything - crime books, literary books, classical music, rock music, cocktails, beer, desserts - yes, of course you need desserts on a desert isle, darling. This is my desert isle, and I can design it the way I want.)
But back to comedy movies. I'm looking here for movies with sustained comedy, as opposed to popular rom-coms that have a scene or two that are memorable.
Here is my list of the best of the best, from someone
who has made their career in comedy. Note that many of these are
British. I am not (I'm Canadian) but my dad was. This possibly
explains my own style of writing (which seems perfectly normal to
me, but apparently others consider wacky.)
With that in mind, I hope some of these are new to you. I envy you if you haven't seen these before! You are in for a treat.
1. The Wrong Box
How
can you go wrong with a cast like this? Dudley Moore, John Mills,
Ralph Richardson, Peter Cook, Peter Sellers... Add in the best hearse chase scene
ever imagined (with horse-drawn hearses). I don't want to give it away,
but when a box containing money gets mixed up with a box containing a
statue, which gets mixed up with a box containing the dead body of the
Bournemouth strangler... The Salvation Army women are just a scream. I
could quote lines, but you'd have to see it to appreciate it. Let me
just say... "This is Julia Finsbury...soon to become...Julia Finsbury!"
(final scene - an absolute hoot.)
This is my favourite movie of all time.
2. The Pink Panther
This was the first adult comedy I saw as a kid, and I love it even today. It may have inspired my own reverse-robberies in The Goddaughter's Revenge. How can you not giggle at the fancy dress ball, the apes, the crazy car chase, the marvelous thwarted seduction scene with the champagne exploding under the covers...
And Peter Sellers with Capucine. Sellers at his very best, and with her serene classiness, Capucine was made for the part.
3. A Shot in the Dark
The sequel to The Pink Panther, and many (like my friend John) would say the better movie. I adore both.
Mike (husband) says I am unusual in that I like guy humour. Well, if this is guy humour, he's dead on, because the scene of Peter Sellers holding the 'strategic' guitar at the nudist camp always has me giggling.
4. The Russians are Coming, The Russians are Coming
Can
you tell this movie had a Canadian in the pilot seat? I can't imagine
how subversive this movie must have seemed at the time, in the midst of
the cold war. Alan Arkin is magic as the Russian submarine lieutenant
charged with leading a small group of Russian sailors on a rescue
mission through hick town USA. Again, I point to the dialogue. Pure
gold.
Tommy (accusing his dad): "Yer a trader!"
Mom: "That's traitor, Tommy, traitor."
5. Here we have a dilemma.
I lean towards giving the no. 5 spot to Some Like It Hot, with strong honorable mentions to The Producers, We're No Angels, A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum, Support your local Gunfighter, and Four Weddings and a Funeral.
Okay, I may need a bigger island.
What are your favourites? I'd like to hear. Are any of these new to you? Let me know if you watch them and appreciate them (or like me, love them to death.)
Melodie Campbell is the author of 18 novels, 60 short stories and over 200 humour columns. She spent a lot of time in the corner at school, as a kid. Soon to come...
