Now as it happens, I am not Jewish but my wife and daughter are, so I have some familiarity with the culture. Could I come up with something appropriate in a hurry?
I remembered one of my favorite Jewish tales, a Midrash, meaning a story the Rabbis invented to explain something odd in the Bible. It tells of Nachshon, a Hebrew slave in Egypt who saved the day at the parting of the Red Sea. When I first heard the tale I loved it so much I wrote a song about it. Now I saw how I could use it as the kernel of a story for the Jewish Noir anthology.
I checked it with my two favorite experts on Judaism, Steve Steinbock and Terri. They offered useful suggestions. (By the way, here is Steve discussing, among other things, my song on the subject.)
I wrote fast and what do you know? Ken Wishnia bought it. So I am happy that "Nakhshon" (all the stories had to use the same alliteration system) found a place beside stories by Marge Piercy, Harlan Ellison, SJ Rozan, and many others.
Here's a video of that song, by the way:
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Oh, remember I said there were two movies in a row based on books by the same author, with the same character? Parker and Payback, based on novels about Parker, by Richard Stark.
Enjoy.
1. Your mother mates out of season. - Sam "George" Francisco (Mandy Patinkin) Alien Nation
2. Get off my lawn! -Walt Kowalski (Clint Eastwood) Gran Torino
3. You can tell, you can really tell.
You must be physic! - Lew Harper (Paul Newman) Harper
4. Forget it Nick... it's Sandford. -
Danny Butterman (Nick Frost) in Hot Fuzz.
5. -There's no sacrifice too great for a chance at immortality.
-Yes sir. -Dixon Steele (Humphrey Bogart)/ Waiter (George Davis) In A Lonely Place
6. -I got a hot date.
-Yeah? Who is she and what
did you arrest her for? - Dick Stensland (Graham Beckel) /
Bud White (Russell Crowe) L.A. Confidential
7. My name? If you knew that, you'd be as clever as me. -? (Daniel Craig) Layer Cake
8. -We makin' trouble for
someone?
-Yep.
Which kind?
-The forever kind. -Uncle John (Joe Dallesandro)/ Stacy (Nicky Katt ) in The Limey
-Yep.
Which kind?
-The forever kind. -Uncle John (Joe Dallesandro)/ Stacy (Nicky Katt ) in The Limey
9. You're nobody till somebody shoots
you. - Earl (Laurence Mason) in The Lincoln Lawyer
10. Yeah,
it's always heartwarming to see a prejudice defeated by a deeper prejudice.
-Cliff (Stephen Mendillo) Lone Star
11. My old man used to say to me,
probably the only thing we ever really agreed on, was that whoever has the
money has the power. You might wanna jot that down in your book. It's something
you're gonna need to remember.- Gary Spargo (Matthew Goode) The
Lookout.
12. I'm the girl they rush home from.
- Simone (Cathy Tyson) Mona Lisa
13. I think all those stories about you
being dead are true. You're just too thick-headed to admit it. - Rosie
(Maria Bello) Payback
14. -How do you sleep at night?
-I don't drink coffee after seven. - Leslie Rodgers (Jennifer Lopez)/ Parker (Jason Statham) Parker
15. -I want to see my daughter.
-I don't think that would be a good idea.
-Why wouldn't that be a good idea?
-Because we hardly dared to look ourselves. - Duane Larsen (Michael O'Keefe)/ Jerry Black (Jack Nicholson), The Pledge
-I don't think that would be a good idea.
-Why wouldn't that be a good idea?
-Because we hardly dared to look ourselves. - Duane Larsen (Michael O'Keefe)/ Jerry Black (Jack Nicholson), The Pledge
16. Do I ice her? Do I marry her? -Charley Partanna (Jack Nicholson) Prizzi's Honor
17. I'll catch up with you guys. I forgot my bullets. - Bobby Monday (Michael Shannon) Premium Rush
18. No, I do not want that in the
house. That is my car gun. My house gun is already in the house. Now, put that
back in the glove compartment, and don't let me catch you fooling with my guns
again. - Wynn Quantrill (William Daniels) The President's Analyst.
19. -Is life always this hard, or is it
just when you're a kid?
-Always like this. Mathilde (Natalie Portman ), Leon (Jean Reno) The Professional
-Always like this. Mathilde (Natalie Portman ), Leon (Jean Reno) The Professional
20. Well, if the woman up there is Mrs.
Bates... who's that woman buried out in Greenlawn Cemetery? - Sheriff Chambers
(John McIntyre) Psycho
21. You'll never see one dollar of this
money, because no ransom will ever be paid for my son. Not one dime, not one penny.
Instead, I'm offering this money as a reward on your head. Dead or alive, it
doesn't matter. - Tom Mullen (Mel Gibson) Ransom
22. Go ahead. Jump. He never loved
you, so why go on living? Jump and it will all be over... -Mrs
Danvers (Judith Anderson) Rebecca
23. Natural law. Sons are put on this earth to trouble their fathers. - John Rooney (Paul Newman) The Road to Perdition
24. - You ever kill anybody?
- I hurt somebody's feelings once. -Spence (Sean Bean) / Sam (Robert DeNiro) Ronin
- I hurt somebody's feelings once. -Spence (Sean Bean) / Sam (Robert DeNiro) Ronin
-To the Lincoln Memorial.
-It's closed. It won't be open for another hour.
-I don't understand.
-He's an old man. He needs his sleep. -Luther Burton (Milton Berle)/ Girl Scout Leader (unidentified) Who's Minding The Mint?