"Minnesota man gets 33 years for fatally stabbing his wife during Bible study."
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"California Gets Earliest Snow Advisory in Nearly Twenty Years" (And it's bringing a month of rain with it! (SOURCE)
"For 57 days this fall, Earth will have a second moon" An asteroid is expected to make a “horseshoe path” around Earth over the next two months. (SOURCE)
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"California Gets Earliest Snow Advisory in Nearly Twenty Years" (And it's bringing a month of rain with it! (SOURCE)
"For 57 days this fall, Earth will have a second moon" An asteroid is expected to make a “horseshoe path” around Earth over the next two months. (SOURCE)
"Jurors help detain a man who flees a Maine courthouse in handcuffs" - GREAT video. (HINT: Fleeing in handcuffs is harder than it looks)
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Absolutely brilliant:
Florida Man hides in chest, uses whiteboard to evade deputies: PCSOCredit: PCSO
Good news, for once:
"Boy abducted from California in 1951 found alive more than 70 years later" (LINK)
"Kentucky judge shot and killed in his chambers by sheriff, officials say."
So far, no idea what they were arguing about, but it must have been a doozy...
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Meanwhile, this is another irate sheriff's way of dealing with the judge situation. Dyer County, TN, from 1983:
BTW, I remember that, at the time, there was another article about it, which referred to the sheriff having stolen the judge's "favorite sheep". Not even gonna go there...
"This Mummy Cheese is Full of Ancient Secrets" (LINK)
Okay, fine it's kefir made from sheep and/or goat's milk. But what inquiring minds want to know is why was it sprinkled on and around mummies' heads and necks?
"Is Morder Based on the Himalayas?" (LINK)
"In Tolkien’s world, the Himalayas transform into Ephel Duath, the Mountains of Shadow; and the Tian Shan into Ered Lithui, the Ash Mountains. And the circle-shaped Pamirs are the same shape and in exactly the same corner as the Udûn of Mordor, where Frodo and Sam originally tried getting into Mordor, via the Black Gate.”
Headline Junkie will be back again!
Eagerly awaiting the next appearance!
ReplyDeleteThanks, Janice!
ReplyDeleteEve, this should come with a 'pee first' warning - especially about the favourite sheep! The good news story about the abducted boy made it to the Toronto papers. Once again, highly entertaining post.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Melodie!
DeleteAs long as we're all being re-trained to read only the headlines, I suppose they might as well be entertaining!
ReplyDeleteThat's my theory!
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