This is a gun post, so if that stuff leaves you cold, feel free to skip ahead. I’m not going to take offense. I know not everybody shares my oddball enthusiasms.
When I
was a kid, there were a lot of Westerns on TV.
They began to taper off in the early 1960’s, and cop shows and private
eyes picked up steam, but if you look at primetime in the years just previous,
Westerns dominated the schedule every night.
ABC’s Sunday line-up, for example, was Colt .45, Maverick, Lawman, The Rebel, and The Alaskans. That’s a solid block, although I guess you
could argue that The Alaskans,
strictly speaking, was more sled dogs than horse opera. (And except for The Rebel, they were all produced by Warners.) Mondays was
L to R: Will Hutchins, Peter Brown, Jack Kelly, Ty Hardin, James Garner, Wayde Preston, John Russell |
Is it any wonder that I was crazy about cowboy guns and fast draw? I drew on Wayde Preston in the titles for Colt .45, and on Richard Boone in the opening sequence of Have Gun – Will Travel, but I never mastered the trick of Wayde Preston’s spinning his seven-and-a-half-inch-barreled Colts back into the holsters. By this point, mind, I’d moved on from the cheesier grade of cap gun to the top-of-the-line Nichols 45 Stallion, the closest thing you could find to the nickel-plated gun Shane carried. And then Mattel came out with their version, superseding the Fanner 50, the Shootin’ Shell .45, an actual double-action, single-action you could cock coming out of the holster, a huge step up in design, as regards verisimilitude.
We put away childish things.
I went to summer camp, and learned the basics of gun safety, shooting single-shot bolt .22’s at fifty feet. This is back in the day when the NRA was essentially an educational and shooting group, not a political lobby. (I don’t want to get into how Wayne LaPierre and the 2nd Amendment absolutists hijacked it –maybe next time.) You got merit badges for your shooting skills, and I think I made it to Intermediate, which later stood me in good stead, when I shot Expert with the .30 caliber carbine in Basic Training, but I’m getting ahead of the story.My dad
himself had a single-shot Remington bolt .22, and he took me up
Let us
pause, for a moment. My father was the
gentlest of men. He served, though, in
all three theaters of war, in the Navy, back and forth across the North
Atlantic, with the wolfpacks, later in the Mediterranean, and through the
This gentle man, however, saw no contradiction in his son learning how to conduct himself safely and sensibly around firearms. He encouraged it. I could go off on a long sidebar about the guys who came back from the war, but I’ll leave it for now. For the purposes of this story, I spent hours with that Frontier Scout, dry-fire and live fire, cleaning it religiously, taking it apart all the way to the springs, spinning it in and out of the holster. I lived with that gun. (Still own it, too.) For a very long time, that was my model, what I imagined a gun should be.
Some
years later, I bought its big brother, a single-action replica of the Colt SAA
made in
Again, let’s admit the influence of a Western, not a TV series, but The Wild Bunch. It’s hugely transitional, in many ways, but particularly its time period, introducing the automobile, for one, and the machine gun. And of course the .45 auto, the Colt 1911 pistol, which is almost a character in its own right. “I’m curious about the weapon you men are carrying,” Mapache’s German advisor says. “It is restricted to the use of military personnel. It cannot be purchased, or even owned.” And in the last gunfight of the picture, the .45 auto is in heavy rotation, speed reloads and all, shaking out spent magazines and slapping in full ones. It’s a far cry from the showdown in Shane, or Ride the High Country, for that matter.
Steve Hunter, who’s far more knowledgeable about guns than I am – Point of Impact, Dirty White Boys, Hot Springs
– caught wind of the fact that a .45 auto wouldn’t reliably cycle blank rounds,
and the armorers on The Wild Bunch
wound up buying .38 Supers, which you could find in Mexico, because it was the
heaviest caliber legal for civilian carry.
Two things, here; I know I’m trying your patience. The
first is that anything bigger than the .38 Super, or the 9MM, was illegal in
Steve, being Steve, immediately went on GunBroker, and bought a .38 Super.
So did I. It was an alloy-frame Commander, and I’m here to tell you it’s one of the most reliable guns I’ve ever shot. You could put two hundred rounds through it, it got dirty, it kept right on shooting. The design was still state of the art.
Hunter did a lot with the .38 Super. It’s a
major plot point in Black Light, when
Bob Lee’s dad Earl is killed in a cornfield, and it resurfaces in
I don’t own a 1911 any more. I caved, and got a 9MM. It’s a CZ 75 compact. Heavy, simple, reliable. Actually the second most reproduced handgun in the world, for military and police, a generation removed from the Browning High-Power, another much-copied gun. I’ve still got a reflexive weakness for the single-action Army and the .45 auto, but fashions change. A gun is like a piece of furniture, threadbare and comfortable. We’re reluctant to give it up.
[Having opened the door here, I’m going to commit. The transformation of the NRA from a minor sportsmen’s group into a major political lobbyist is one of the big stories of the last thirty years, and it happened under the covers. Nobody noticed until it was too late. Stay tuned.]
>1911. It was time I left an earlier century behind.
ReplyDeleteOr not!
I didn’t have the direct influence of television, but I couldn’t avoid the boyish passion, particularly living in the country where our South Woods and West Woods were a mere field length from the barns and East Woods only slightly farther. Fences make for good neighbors and my forebears believed a thick, impenetrable wood made good fences.
Bears and wild boar (they are bloody dangerous) were long gone, thanks to ancestors, but a kid never knew when a rabid pack of badgers, marmots, and wild squirrels might attack. Best to be armed, exchanging the cap pistols for B.B. guns, one of them a Colt replica revolver.
It’s weird, David, but those days of confidence-in-a-holster had their effect. The Beatles weren’t joking about the mentality: Happiness is a warm gun.
I never adapted to automatics. If it wasn’t a revolver or a rifle without a lever-action or bolt, it didn’t feel right. So Colt Python, right?
But Python’s grip doesn’t look right. It doesn’t feel quite right. And it’s not made of walnut. Boys and their guns… little wonder girls think we’re head cases.
David, I look forward to the NRA article.
Ah, yes, TV in the fifties. On Thursdays, Johnny Ringo replaced Yancy Derringer, one of my favorite shows because it was so delightfully over the top and tongue in cheek at the same time, sort of a western version of The Avengers.
ReplyDeleteI had the upgraded Nichols and Fanner 50 and Shootin' Shell 45, too. I was the fastest draw in three blocks back in 1959. Then my interest moved from guns and westerns to basketball, which I'd never played before, and I figured out I had to learn if I was going to be accepted in junior high school.
I never went back to firearms, but it's disturbing, even frightening to me how often people misuse them in films and on TV, and even in novels. I have two or three firearm experts I ask about details before I write them, and I wish other people would, too. Misinformation about weapons is as dangerous as it is about all our other issues today.
Thank you for bringing back a fun facet of the fabulous fifties...
Steve,
ReplyDeleteI was crazy about YANCEY DERRINGER. Jock Mahoney was an old crush of mine, from of course THE RANGE RIDER, which was itself a transition from juvenalia - I'm sorry, but THE LONE RANGER was silly and repetitive, once you got past the age of six - if not quite an "adult" Western. (I'd put THE CISCO KID in the same category.) In any case, I loved the knife work, and the fact that they did their own stunts, and made up the sign language as they went along, as X. Brands later admitted. Our heroes have feet of clay. It's an unhappy thing to learn that Jock Mahoney sexually abused his stepdaughter, Sally Field, from an early age. It poisons how I think about him, now.