I expected this piece to be the highlight of my January 15th column on Today in Mystery History.
Unfortunately it turned out that my original source was wrong: the
event in question happened a day later. Rather than hold back until
2030, the next time January 16 falls on a Wednesday, I decided to make
this a free-standing entry, so to speak.
Our subject
is a radio hoax, one that terrified large parts of a nation and led to
furious condemnation of the brilliant man who conceived it. It
happened--
Excuse me?
I believe I
heard some of you saying: "Slow your roll, Lopresti. You are off by a
lot more than one day. Orson Welles famous broadcast of 'War of the
Worlds' didn't happen in January at all. It was the night before
Halloween, 1938."
Right you are, dear friend, and
completely wrong as well. Because I was referring to a different hoax.
One with a mystery writer front and center.
Monsignor Ronald Knox was an English Catholic priest, and a mystery writer. He is best remembered today for his Ten Commandments
of detective fiction, which were at least partly tongue in cheek.
Example: "Not more than one secret room or passage is allowable".
In
1926 the British Broadcasting Company (It didn't become the
Corporation for another year) was being criticized for being boring, so
they hired the famously witty Knox to give them some spark. And spark he
did.
On January 16th, in a studio in the back of an
Edinburgh music store he performed a one-man show. The BBC warned that
the show was going to be humor, but it began like any news show. Then
it reported that protesters had gathered in Trafalgar Square, led by Mr.
Poppleberry, the leader of the National Movement for Abolishing Theatre
Queues.
In between less-interesting news reports came
announcements of mob violence, explosions, and the roasting alive of
one official who "will therefore be unable to deliver his lecture to
you." And then a mortar attack on the Houses of Parliament: “The clock tower, 320 feet in height, has just fallen to the ground, together with the famous clock Big Ben.” Finally the BBC itself was
attacked.
It may seem crazy that anyone could take this
nonsense seriously, but radio was still a new medium (having started in
the UK in 1920) and sound effects - used liberally here - were unheard
of, so to speak. Keep in mind that the Bolshevik Revolution was a fresh
memory, and a national strike in Britain was being planned for the
spring.
So people called the BBC demanding to know
what was really going on. Some people wanted the Navy to attack the
entirely fictional rioters. "People Alarmed All Week-End" ran one
newspaper headline.
Martin Edwards, in his excellent book, The Golden Age of Murder,
suggests that this disaster encouraged the BBC to look for a less risky
form of entertainment and led to some of the greatest British crime
writers, including Dorothy L. Sayers, Agatha Christie, Anthony Berkeley,
and yes, even Father Knox, to create a round-robin mystery for the
radio.
So, that's the true story of a radio hoax. And none of this has been an April Fool's joke.
01 April 2020
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Now that's interesting. I wonder if there's a recording online like the Welles recording.
ReplyDeleteWe can't be too smug, given the Martian Invasion scare.
ReplyDeleteI guess the BBC got more than they bargained for.
ReplyDeleteNice little-known-history item, Rob.
ReplyDeleteI was going to quote Abe Lincoln and say, "You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, etc.," but it turns out that attribution is a fake too, although for a different reason.
Thanks, all. R.T., here is a useful analysis of that alleged Lincoln citation. https://quoteinvestigator.com/2013/12/11/cannot-fool/
ReplyDeleteI'd read Knox's The Ten Commandments, but never heard of his radio hoax. Thanks for sharing this.
ReplyDeleteWhow, Rob. Good to remember these events.
ReplyDelete>… sound effects … unheard of …
Also good to know!
The entire text of the work can be found in his book "Essays In Satire" and the story is entitled "A Forgotten Interlude". It's simply hilarious in it's lampooning of the BBC broadcasting style. One of my favorite parts: "... Sir Theophilus Gooch, who was on his way to this station, has been intercepted by remnants of the crowd still collected in Trafalgar Square, and is being roasted alive. Born in 1879, (detailed background of Sir T G continues)... His retirement did not mean idleness; he has been prominent during the last ten years on many Committees connected with social improvement. He is now being roasted alive by a crowd in Trafalgar Square. He will, therefore, be unable to deliver his lecture to you on the Housing of the Poor"
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