DaVinci the original Mona Lisa |
Marcel Duchamp's L.H.O.O.Q |
Rick Meyerowitz's National Lampoon illustration "Mona Gorilla" |
The other night, my husband and I were watching Wim Wenders' Hammett. And I first want to give a quick shout out to Elisha Cook, Jr., who played Wilmer in the original Maltese Falcon and the taxi-cab driver in Hammett. And, favorite movie quote:
"What's your town like, anyway? Free and easy?"
"Yeah. More so than most."
"Who runs things?"
"Same people who run things everywhere. The cops, the crooks, and the big rich."
(Indeed, once you grasp that, everything makes sense.)
"What's your town like, anyway? Free and easy?"
"Yeah. More so than most."
"Who runs things?"
"Same people who run things everywhere. The cops, the crooks, and the big rich."
(Indeed, once you grasp that, everything makes sense.)
The next night, they were showing Neil Simon's The Cheap Detective on TCM, which is one of my favorite movie homages/parodies of all time. Favorite movie quote:
"Oh, no, no. No, it's, uh, my mistake here, uh. For a second here I thought that this young lady was a girl that I knew in France; I was wrong; the girl I know is dead."
"Oh, a natural error, monsieur. My wife has been mistaken for dead girls by many men."
(There's a tag line ANY noir femme fatale would be proud to have - heads up, Velma!)
"Oh, no, no. No, it's, uh, my mistake here, uh. For a second here I thought that this young lady was a girl that I knew in France; I was wrong; the girl I know is dead."
"Oh, a natural error, monsieur. My wife has been mistaken for dead girls by many men."
(There's a tag line ANY noir femme fatale would be proud to have - heads up, Velma!)
I love homages. The instant list of my homage favorites:
Horror was never the same again. Favorite quote:
Dr. F: "You know, I'm a rather brilliant surgeon. Perhaps I can help you with that hump."
Igor (played by the late, great Marty Feldman): "What hump?"
The answer to every other "normal" sports movie.
Favorite quote: "I believe in the Church of Baseball. I've tried all the major religions, and most of the minor ones. I've worshipped Buddha, Allah, Brahma, Vishnu, Siva, trees, mushrooms, and Isadora Duncan. I know things. For instance, there are 108 beads in a Catholic rosary and there are 108 stitches in a baseball. When I heard that, I gave Jesus a chance."
So good it practically counts as a Cliff Notes of Russian literature and Ingmar Bergman. I have the whole movie pretty much memorized. One of my favorite scenes:
Music teacher: So who is to say what is moral?
Sonja (played by Diane Keaton): Morality is subjective.
Music teacher: Subjectivity is objective.
Sonja: Moral notions imply attributes to substances which exist only in relational duality.
Music teacher: Not as an essential extension of ontological existence.
Sonja: Can we not talk about sex so much?
Where the West bites the dust.
Hands down best line (written by Richard Pryor): "Mongo only pawn in game of life."
And then there's almost anything by the 5th Baron Haden-Guest:
And there's a whole RAFT of movies that are about nothing but making movies in Hollywood:
By the way, am I the only one who's noticed that every generation, there's a new version of "A Star is Born"? Do we really need that? Even when its B&W and silent?
And, in the world of mysteries, besides Hammett and The Cheap Detective:
My favorite Clouseau, for the nudist camp scene alone |
So, what's your list?
A great list and some of my favorites. Young Frankenstein and Blazing Saddles had so many great quotes… some of them marginally printable. Perhaps the best line in Young Frankenstein wasn't spoken at all, but was Madeline Kahn's… well… inarticulate expression.
ReplyDeleteThinking of Gene Wilder and his friends reminded me of another great: The Adventure of Sherlock Holmes' Smarter Brother.
I'm glad to see Murder by Death made the cut with you too. Talk about a stellar cast! Between David Niven, Peter Falk, Peter Sellers -- even Truman Capote! -- et al. I can't stop laughing when I watch it. Incidentally, I understand the screaming doorbell was an un-credited sound recording of Fay Wray, though I don't know whether that's really true.
ReplyDeleteI can think of movies that shouldn't've been remade-- fame, footloose, and the women.
ReplyDeleteA great homage to homage, Eve. And a lot of movies I haven't seen in a while, but now you've sparked renewed interest.
ReplyDeleteOh, Eve! Two mentions in two days! Join this gal at the speakeasy for a celebration? It's a bit smoky, but so's my voice.
ReplyDeleteI loved "Murder By Death!" And I hadn't thought of "Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid" in years!
ReplyDeleteA great collection, and I couldn't improve it. The Cheap Detective is a true masterpiece that I'm surprised isn't better known.
ReplyDeleteYoung Frankenstein and Blazing Saddles are truly spectacular, and you can tell that the writers truly loved the genres they were lampooning. However, Gene Hackman's tour de force performance as the blind hermit has made it difficult for me to enjoy the original films anymore. I just can't keep a straight face, and keep thinking about Hackman's sophisticated, "bordering on gay" treatment of the character. Superb!