Not a Big Shot Writer |
My son, Julian, the English teacher (or Professor as he likes to be addressed), gave me a huge compendium containing the works of some short story writers somewhat better known than myself. You may recognize a few of these names: Willa Cather, Joseph Conrad, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, James Joyce, Flannery O'Connor, Edgar Allan Poe, etc, etc...blah, blah, blah. Some of them struck a distant chord with me. The name of this book is, The Art of the Short Story compiled and edited by Dana Gioia and R.S. Gwynn, and offering insights by the authors themselves on their stories within, or on some aspect of writing them. The 'professor' added, "You should read this." I thought I detected the slightest of smirks on his face (again, this was after the opening of his gifts from his mother and me).
It seemed to me that, perhaps, my children (who had once been so adorable) were trying to tell me something; it occurred to me that they may have been insinuating that there was room for improvement in my writing efforts, or something along those lines. It is only fair to note, that the two of them act as the unofficial editors (and unwanted critics) of most of my scribblings since they became college graduates. Their older sister, Tanya, lives in Atlanta and has children of her own and therefore no time to pile on with her siblings, thank God. The other two, however, have a certain proprietary air about them when it comes to my so-called writing career.
"I've read a bunch of these," I countered. "A whole bunch. Some of them are pretty good. That Poe dude is a little heavy-handed in the prose department though, don't 'cha think?" Take that, professor. His expression was equal parts disappointment and disdain. "Yeah," I went on, "he does guest features on SleuthSayers from time to time...we call him, 'E.A.' for short." No laughter, no smiles...nothing. Kinda like the photo below.
E.A. (Big Shot Writer) |
According to the authors of the "Art" the short story is the most recent and modern of literary forms; Nathaniel Hawthorne being credited with its introduction to the English Language in 1837 with Twice Told Tales. I did not actually know this, but I'm sure the professor did. As a testament to his genius (Hawthorne's, not my son's), many of those tales still read very well today and retain a compelling narrative power. It's astounding how really good writing can transcend the barrier of time and the hurdles of archaic language. Poe manages this pretty well, too.
Nathaniel Hawthorne (another Big Shot Writer) |
As I confided to Bridgid and her brother one day: If I only had one story, just one, that ended up being read twenty-five or fifty years from now, or even better, was made mandatory reading in some college class (hopefully one taught by my son; wouldn't that be sweet justice?), I would feel that I had accomplished something. Clearly I'm not in it for the money, though God knows I wouldn't be amiss to a few whopping big paychecks (I give to a lot to charities, you see). So for all of you, my short fiction brethren, take heart and keep writing as we, too, can become big shot writers! Don't let the narrow marketing field discourage you. After all, we write because of our love of the word and, in my case at least, in order to entertain, at my own expense of course, my wonderful children and wife.
As a postscript, I would like to bring your attention back to my photo at the top of the page. You may notice, though it has been subtly framed, that I am holding a really big book of short stories. Now that I have an even bigger one which includes a bunch of foreign authors too, I intend to have another taken. Julian assures me that there's no chance I could look any more pompous with his bigger book, but I'm willing to give it a try even so. He suggests a tweed jacket with leather elbow patches might just do the trick.
I think a pipe would help, as well.
David, delightful post this morning. Please be assured that to SleuthSayers and readers, you ARE a big-shot writer. Not all of us have experienced commiting crime (in fiction) and arresting criminals in real life. Isn't it wonderful to have kids who come home for the holidays even when they eat us out of house and home and subtly criticize us with helpful suggestions?
ReplyDeletePicture is great. Try with 'Big Shot Writer' capion- you could have fooled me!
ReplyDeleteDavid, good one. Thanks for my morning chuckle. And yes, us short story writers definitely aren't in it for the money.
ReplyDeleteNice piece, David. You mention some of my favorite stories. I still remember reading the Yellow Wallpaper when I was 13. Reading the story was the closest experience to going mad.
ReplyDeleteLovely piece. I don't recall Eddy Poe writing at SleuthSayers, although he occasionally scribbled something for Criminal Brief http://criminalbrief.com/?p=93
ReplyDeleteBorges is better known for novels? Rilly?
Congrats on having kids so interested in your work, by the way.
It's always a delight to see the kids for the holidays, Fran; only slightly less delightful is their departure. Actually, it seems with the passage of the years that I need their company far more than they need mine. Oh, the irony of parenthood!
ReplyDeleteThanks, Janice. Maybe I'll try that with the 'bigger book' picture.
Glad to provide a chuckle, R.T. As I said in my first post for SleuthSayers--if nothing else, I hope to amuse.
Dale, the creep factor for 'The Yellow Wallpaper' is still off the charts for me. I will never...ever forget that story!
Rob, you may have me there on Borges--I'll have to consult the 'professor'.
ReplyDeleteDave, your air of anxiety echoes Poe's, though I think his is more acute. How about smiling next time? Hawthorne looks rather complacent. I'd love to see a pic of your son the professor....
ReplyDeleteFans think you're a big shot!
ReplyDeleteElizabeth, I'm sorry to hear that you think E.A. is more acute than me; as for smiling, I will when he will.
ReplyDeleteAs for a photo of the notoriously self-inflated 'professor' I may have just the pic: It's him posing with the statue of Joyce in Dublin. I'll see what I can do.
Anonymous, I am adding your comment to my resume.
Did Elizabeth say Poe is more cute than you? I'm aghast!
ReplyDeleteLove the humor.
ReplyDeleteDavid, does it seem the offspring are a little mouthier now that you no longer work in an office with a jail attached?
You may be on to something there, Leigh.
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